Ugh...Twilight.

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Shaggers
19th Dec 2009, 9:17 AM

Hey sweet so apparently people liked the first comic. That's good news. So...for today's comic I apologize to anyone who likes twilight...this isn't about you. Unless you're one of those people who is obsessed with edward or jacob. In which case it is. And you should be ashamed.

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Effigy_Power
19th Dec 2009, 10:09 AM

hehe, nice one.
I also think literally every vampire in the Vampire:The Masquerade handbook could pretty much kick their pouty butts.

Keep it coming. I subscribed.
(Hey, I am your first. Grats. ^_^ )

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00Davo
20th Dec 2009, 12:33 PM

Heck, even Discworld vampyres could defeat the Twilight crew with ease. Twilight vamps suck[/incrediblylamepun].

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BlackMageBrad
20th Dec 2009, 12:45 PM

Discworld? DISCWORLD?!! These little pretty boy emo wannabes could be beat up by the chihouha in the first comic!

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00Davo
21st Dec 2009, 11:43 AM

That's a Chihuahua? I thought it was a rat. :P

Discworld vamps are/can be immune to all usual vampyre weaknesses. They can somehow fly without transformation. And they're not emo. At all.

Seriously, if it wasn't for the Black Ribbon, you'd all be dead already.

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Guest
22nd Dec 2009, 11:06 AM

Still Blackmagebrad, too lazy to log in.

I was talking bout twilight vampires. I said THESE, not THOSE.

However, Discworld werewolves, zombies, necromancers, and wizards pose a bit more of a threat, the latter not out of purpose, but by accidents.

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Xila31
24th Dec 2009, 5:14 AM

And what's up with the sparkle? That's the dumbest part. Vampires are not allowed to sparkle unless they accidentally fall into a tub full of glitter.... and then they need to be very angry about it.

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Necromancers?

00Davo
24th Dec 2009, 12:40 PM

Since when does the Disc have necromancers?

Werewolves on the Disc are a lot more dangerous than "normal" werewolves, since they can transform without the assistance of a moon. Zombies don't really seem to pose a threat in Discworld - usually they just have bits fall off. Except Mr. Slant, but he's not a dangerous zombie; he's a dangerous lawyer.

And the wizards can be dangerous on purpose too. "I've always thought of it as more of a guideline," said Ridcully, as he tossed a fireball toward the helpless citizen. :P

Oh, and I just re-read the last panel. Y'know who else can kill people with their minds? Stupid Twilight vampyres, meet River Tam. River Tam, meet the stup... oh. The vamps are dead already.

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Sarge
28th Dec 2009, 8:11 PM

God I hate this whole stupid Twilight craze.
This is exactly what the author did:
She took the idea of vampires, put it in the toilet and crapped on it. Then, she tried to flush, but the toilet overflowed and the crap spilled on the floor, so she wiped it up and put it in a bucket and force-fed it down my throat. (definitely not paraphrased from some comedian O.O)

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Damian
28th Dec 2009, 8:36 PM

for god sake they sparkle when they go into sunlight! did she even play Castlevania before writting those books?!
Vampires are supposed to be baddass. and they MUST have giant castles full of useless rooms and deathtraps.

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geekgrrl
7th Feb 2010, 9:24 AM

Okay, this is pretty great. I like Twilight when I want something easy and don't mind getting sand in the binding (aka a beach read), but I ABHORE the fangirls! I loved the "necrophilia" shirt.

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